Most people agree that Los Angeles looks like a boring place. Every high school has a perfect 12 stair handrail and everything is manufactured and inauthentic.
But Satan’s Drano, the only skate hot sauce brand, might change that. Their creator Bob LaSalle just released their first “Lifestyle and Action Sports Video” with the perfect amount of guitar solos, skating into walls, and Mark Gonzales clickbait. This video makes LA look less like a casting call for the new Jonah Hill film and more like a place someone would actually want to be.
Satan’s Drano’s hot sauce line-up includes titles such as:
- Goat Milk (habanero and BBQ’d pineapple)
- Tortured Skull (Trinidad scorpion, Applewood smoked ghost pepper, and habanero)
- The Vaccine (Jalapeño, Serrano pepper, Carolina Reaper)
- Minuscule Batch (Burning Bush and ghost pepper)
(via Jenkem, where you can read a full interview with Bob LaSalle)
Hot sauce related: Hellboy Right Hand of Doom Hot Sauce