I don’t know who John Pittman is but I do know he’s the Number One Nut Man and he seems proud of that fact. I found this hilarious screengrab on an Instagram account called 80s News Screens where they post random scenes from 80s news shows. Everything about it, from the weird lightning-style glitches to John’s expression to the name and the moniker. It’s golden.
John, I suspect you’re no longer with us but regardless, I thank you for the laughter and you will always remain the Number One Nut Man in my heart.