My all-time favourite dad joke

My dad used to tell this and I used to think he made it up. Alas, he didn’t (although I have no idea who did). Regardless, it remains the funniest dad joke I’ve ever heard and my dad tells it the best:

Son: “Dad, there’s a man at the door with a bald head!”

Dad: “Tell him I’ve already got one, son!”

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