Earlier today, I had an incredibly cheesy quattro formaggi pizza for lunch (not quite the cheesiest in the world but I felt like it was up there) and, in hindsight, I should have gone for a margherita. And then it reminded me of this recent Hard Drive article about the pizza from A Goofy Movie and ways to cope without its existence in our 4-dimensional world:
There probably aren’t many things you remember from the 1995 animated Disney flick A Goofy Movie, but there’s one part you can still picture crystal-clear from this whimsical tale of father-son hijinks: the pizza scene.
You know what I’m talking about. The five-second clip where Max’s friend P.J. picks up a slice of za so deliciously ooey-gooey that the melty cheese drips down his gloved cartoon paw. I bet you can still visualize him grabbing that stringy goodness and plopping it right back on top of the pizza as he prepares to take a decadent bite.
You’re salivating at the very thought of it, aren’t you?
Tragically, you’ll never, ever taste this perfect pie.
I think I came very close today but they’re so right.