My second favourite dad joke

A man gets home early from work and finds his wife in bed with his best friend.

He gets his shotgun and says “I’m going to shoot your balls off!”

His best friend begs him, “Please, we’re best friends! Give me a chance!”

So he says, “Alright then, swing ’em!”

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